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Itne kaam marks

Baap:Itne kum marks..??
do thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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Stop only when we are in examination hall

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, is this love?
GOD replied, no dear, result is near.
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
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A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
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I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
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Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
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Kid:Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,

“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked

kahaan gaey they ?

boy:us se milney

mom: kis liye?

boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
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Log ishq karte hain,
Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
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Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
bahaana gam kaa hota
hum inke ghar to aate
aai murkh tere liye yeh bolna bhi paap hoga.
... kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena kaa baap hoga !
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!




Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Banta class mein - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam…. A for apple.




B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..






Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”


Student - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.




James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!





Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji:
Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.






Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!


wtf


Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”


Kyu na. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…
Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”


wtf


Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…


Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole
,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..




Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”




Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”






Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”
Masterji fainted.

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota .
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi
, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station...


A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."



A customer sent an order to a distributor...

At Work 2 hits






A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. Thecollections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can'tship your new order until you pay for the last one."The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,"Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."



A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey,my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like youwouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is veryefficient." "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

A gushing young lady embarrassed Edison at a reception by her outspoken admiration. "You will go down in history, Mr. Edison, as the inventor of the first talking machine," she repeated for the tenth time.
"Indeed, no, madam," replied Edison, "I am not the pioneer in the field. The first talking machine was invented by the Almighty and I merely invented one that could be stopped at will." "I have invented a computer that's almost human."
"You mean, it can think?"
"No. But when it makes a mistake, it can put the blame on another computer."

** This one woman of ill repute refuses to admit married men to her house.
Her motto is "I cater to the needy - not the greedy."

** The young waitress went to the Head Waiter and said, "I'm not going to serve that cheeky devil over there."
"Why not?"
"Well, he asked for French salad and when I said 'What's that?' he said, 'It's the same as any other salad, only you serve it without dressing.'"


** "It seems they had to give Mrs. Singh anesthesia twice for one operation."
"How come?"
"Once to perform the operation and once to keep her from talking about it."

** Girl to Fireman: "It must have taken a lot of courage to rescue me as you did."
Fireman: "Yes. I had to knock down three other guys who wanted to do it."

** Director: "So you say you can end all unemployment."
Candidate: "Yes sir."
Director: "How had you planned to do that?"
Candidate: "Well, I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another."
Director: "And what would they be doing then?"
Candidate: "Building boats."

A tourist was being led through a river in Corbett National Park. "Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a torch?"
"That depends, "replied the guide, on how fast you carry the torch!"



A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

I've seen you hanging round
I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me Mohabbat sms
And silently within
With hands touching skin
The shock breaks my diseaseCopyright Lovesmsfun.com
And I can breathe loverboy


If i could give one thing in my life, i woul
If i could give one thing in my life, i would give the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then you realize how special you are to me.


I loke Stars that stay in the sky. But I like and love
I loke Stars that stay in the sky. But I like and love two stars which are your eyes..!!

LOVE IS LIKE A CIGARATEE- IT STA
LOVE IS LIKE A CIGARATEE- IT STARTS WITH SPARKS, CONTINUE WITH BURNS AND ENDS WITH ASHES. BUT DONT WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS.DEBJIT


If u sign in my heart door so
If u sign in my heart door so u r in my prizon bcoz my heart door open on dat time ven my heart iz sign out 4rom de messenger of life so dont cry on ur fault and dont cry 2 think run 4rom my heart anywhere so relax and take rest in guest room of my heart which iz rezerved only 4 u i invite all those persons who read dis sms 2 knock on my heart door ahmed


i love you i love you jani
i love you i love you jani
i love you i love you paro
i love you i love you goria
i love you i love you sweatheart
i love you my sweat heart ....... the great toqeer


How can i spell s_ccess widout U?
How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can't even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can't S_RVIVE wid out UKinzaCopyright Lovesmsfun.com

whenever i want to see u,i'll jus
whenever i want to see u,i'll just close my eyes, if god decides to take u away from me then i'll ask god to close my eyes forever...........


Some Thing
Some Thing
Is Behind You
Looking for You
Make Wishes 4U
At days
Secure U
Guess Wht?


Wen i was a baby i was afra
Wen i was a baby i was afraid to lose my mom,
Wen i was a kid i was afraid to lose my toy,
nw im older my fear grew bigger n im afraid Copyright Lovesmsfun.com
to lose som1 like u Baby


Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun b 2 gud i mite miss u,
Dun be 2 caring i mite like u,
Dun be 2 sweet..i Mite faLL,
its hard 4 me to love u when u wont love me after all...

U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..


As i lay 2 rest ma head,
As i lay 2 rest ma head,
i'd say a prayer 2 end e day.
N if i die b4 i wake,4give me Copyright Lovesmsfun.com
4 ma sins or wad eva tat hurt u in anyway!


Flowers will die,e sun will set.
Flowers will die,e sun will set.
But u r ma love dat i wont 4get..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

We've had our ups and downs,
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary


Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

Nothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary


Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy AnniversaryBy

The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"
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I LOVE U are words just three,
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!



Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. Triveni

Aab tu Dost tu hai mera bohot Dear,
Ab tu Dost hai mera bohot Dear,
Muje bhi rakhna apne Dil ke Near,(
God ke siwa kisi se na karna Fear,
Dekhna kabhi Zindegi mai teri nahi aayega Tear


Zindagi ak pehali jise NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
Zindagi ak pehali jise NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
Esme aata hai KABHI KHUSI KABHI GUM,
Har DIL mai chupa hai ek HUMRAZ ke SAPNE,
Es Duniya mai har kisi kai ANDAZ AAPNE AAPNE

Dil chahta hai aap se piyari se bat ho
Dil chahta hai aap se piyari se bat ho, khamoosh raten hon lambi se rat ho. phir rat bhar un se yehi meri bat ho, Tum meri zindagi ho, tum he meri qainat ho.


Hum ne her shaam
Hum ne her shaam chragon se saja rakhi hai, per shert hawaon se laga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanum, hum ne her gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai.


ZINDAGI KI RAHA MAI JO GUM MILENGE,
ZINDAGI KI RAHA MAI JO GUM MILENGE,
WO APNI ZINDAGI SE KAM MILENGE,
JAHA DUNIYA NIGHAHE phARE LEGI,
WAHA TUJH KO HUM MILENGE

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke koshesh mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile By Mani
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi


Yai tum kis baat per
Yai tum kis baat per bigre ho itna,
koi jutha sa ilzam is dil per laga jate,
Tumhe tha ruthna, to ruthne se ik zara pehley,
Kush hum se bi suna hota, kush apni bi suna jate


Ujre Chaman dost hamare,
Ujre Chaman dost hamare,
Din mai bhi gintahe tare,
Family bhi "Fool to Pagol" hai sare...(
Par jo bhi ho Yaar...
Aap lagtahe humko bohot Pyare!!

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...



Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye,
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye



Dekh ka tume KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,
Dekh ka tume KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
Aab tum ko hi yeh DIL CAHTA HAI,
AAKHEN mai bhi SIRF TUM hare SAPNE,
Lagtahe HUMa AASHIQUE BANAYA AAPNE!!

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....


Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,(
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
Ae barish jara tham ke baras,


jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake

Phool hai gulaab ka
Phool hai gulaab ka
husn hai janaab ka
Tasveer tairee mairay dil main hai
Phir faida kia is naqaab ka By Boss


woh garam garam pani
woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo.woh bathroom main shampoo ki
bottle...khar tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai



Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Sort Message Service!...Nahi yaar SMS means..(
Some Money Send!!

The Time Since I Met U,
The Time Since I Met U, I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars.So,if U Don't Mind.."Bech du kya" By Darshan
Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,
Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai..
Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!


Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,(
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill


Humko tumse pyar hai,
Humko tumse pyar hai,
Jiya bekarar hai,
Aaja mera Bulbul...
Tera Intezer hai!!
Yeh mera na..
Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!!

Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum,
Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum,
Tum mera Bsln,Airtel aur Tata Indicom,
Tum ho mera Mms Tum hi Sms,
Tum mera Dil ki Network Coverage!!


Ek asman Urnaki lea,
Ek asman Urnaki lea,
Ek hawa urraniki lea,
Ek zindagi ginaki lea
Ek zaher marnaki lea, lakin
Ek ha dost jo tumko sat dagi baspan ki tara
Ab tum batao aisa dost tume milagi kaha???


Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas
Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai...Tu nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,Par dil kehta hai ae dost tu yahi mere ass paas hai...

Kon kehta hai judai ho gi
Kon kehta hai judai ho gi??????????Yeh afwah kisi dushman ney uraai ho gi.....Shan say rahaingay dil may tere.......Itni tou jagha hum ney banaai ho gi;)(FRIENDS 4EVER)TAKE CARE


akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai
akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyar ek ek taara, in taaron mein sabse pyar hai ek sitara jo is waqt par raha hai sms humara


Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarhan tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..

Dekh ka tume KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,
Dekh ke tume KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,
Ab tum ko hi yeh DIL CAHTA HAI,
AAKHoN mai bhi SIRF TUMhare SAPNE,
Lagta hai HUMe AASHIQUE BANAYA AAPNE!!

Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye


Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,sahayog
Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se,yahi dua hai ----DIL SE


Arz hai unki galiyon ke
Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum(
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

Salam Love1..
Salam Love1...
Yea hai FM Pyar Mohabbat...
Plz send sms 4 Ur choice...
Hi k liyea 1 sms..
Love k liyea 2 sms...
Miss k liyea 3 sms...
Kiss k liyea 4 Sms

marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile na mile.


Aj ke baad na sms kerna,
Aj ke baad na sms kerna, na koi call kerna, aur na hi kisi kism ka rabta rakhna, aur milne ki to koshesh bi na kerna, kiunke Dr ne muje meethi cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai.

Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil
Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil nahi hain hum, un se push ke dekho, jin ko hasil nahi hain hum. By Aine
Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chra liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke japhkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte hai hum


Bade Aasani se dil lagaye
Bade Aasani se dil lagaye jate hai,per bade mushkil se wade nibhaye jate hei, le jate he mohabat on raho pe jha diye nahe dil jalaye jate hee


Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale kya jane,
Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko yeh zamanna kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni Taklif kabar me,
wo upar se Phool rakhne wala kya jane.

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha



Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki



Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai...

Pathar ki is duniya me aksar
Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain


Duaon ki bheer main ik dua hamari h
Duaon ki bheer main ik dua hamari ho gi, jisme main mangi hum ne her hushi tumhari ho gi, jub bhi koi khushi mile tum ko,samjna dua jo kabool hui hamari ho gi


Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se na.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?

Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho!


Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,

Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...
aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
jhoot ke kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re....


choti choti baaton pe naraaz
choti choti baaton pe naraaz naheen ho jaya karte...dil ki baaton ko zubaan pe naheen laya karte....jab koi aankh se aankh meelae tu meela laytay hayn..sirf meela layte hayn chora naheen liya karteBy


Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar hai to muhabat hai
Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar hai to muhabat hai, muhabat hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to derd hai, derd hai to PANADOL hai.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Child: "Why do you send me to school for."
Mother: "To make a man out of you."
Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

When the teacher entered the class all the boys were standing.
The teacher said: 'Now, all of you sit down except those who are absolutely dull and duffers?' All the boys sat down except Rajan.
Teacher: 'Why Rajan? Are you absolutely dull and a duffer?'
Rajan: 'No sir. The thing is that you were standing alone and it didn't look good to me.'

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.




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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.


What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi


Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."


Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...


Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.


Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.


Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat t?


Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?


Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.


Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.


Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.


Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry? BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.

Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"


Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!



How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.



How did Panditji Kill a Lion?
Panditji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Hari Om!

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.



Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.



Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED

Santa: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did'nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..


Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!


Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there


Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".


Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....


Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


On a romantic date Santa's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?


A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.


The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....


What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.


Santa proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.


A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After Seeing he went to Del Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid."
Santa stood up and said - "we must find & stop her!".


Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"


19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...


Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".


Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Banta asks why he does this.
Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."


Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!


Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.


Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"


When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."


Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep?
Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..


Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!


Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happened?" "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles." "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am." "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability." "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first

Once upon a time ... There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'.

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch & finally declares
BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI



A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"


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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated:
"I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"

Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."


A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcertingmannerism. He kept winking."Look here, I'd like to give you the job, you've got good referencesand experience. The trouble is this trick you've got of winking all thetime, it might put our customers off.""No worries." the candidate replied. "All I've got to do to get rid ofit is to take a couple of aspirins."So saying he began emptying his pockets. The employer was startled tosee dozens of condoms, multi coloured ones, ribbed ones, heavy dutyvarieties and every known brand of standard condom."Here we are." said the rep. He swallowed two aspirins and his winkingstopped at once."Thats all very well but we couldn't hire a man who was going to bewomanising all over his territory.""Oh I wouldn't dream of it, I'm happily married.""Then how do you account for all of these things?""Simple, Did you ever go into a chemist winking all the time and ask fora packet of aspirins?"

Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.


Name the 3 fastest means of communication?
Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!



Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.


Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Lecture : </B>An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either.
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.
An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school.


Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.


Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce : Future tense of marriage


Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".


Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..


Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.


Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.


Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."


Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.


Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


Father : A banker provided by nature.


Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Man (seeking to lodge a complaint at the police station):
"I have lost my dog
Police Inspector: "Why dont you place an advertisement in the newspaper?" Man: "Don't be silly, inspector! My dog can't read!"


A police man stops a lady and asks for her licence. He says,
"Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The Women answered, I have contacts."
The police man replied, "I don't care whom you know! I'm still giving you challan(Fine ticket)!"




A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage.""Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harderwhen you don't know what you'redoing!"



Salesman calling up prospective client: : "Is the boss in?"
New office assistant: "Are you a salesman, bill collector or a friend of his?"
Salesman, thinking quickly: " All Three!"
Office boy, smelling the ploy: " In that case, he's in a business conference. He's out of town. Step in and see him!:

Salesman: " This computer wirll cut your workload by 50%."
Office manager: "That's great, I'll take two of them!"


Salesman calling up prospective client: : "Is the boss in?"
New office assistant: "Are you a salesman, bill collector or a friend of his?"
Salesman, thinking quickly: " All Three!"
Office boy, smelling the ploy: " In that case, he's in a business conference. He's out of town. Step in and see him!:


Salesman: " This computer wirll cut your workload by 50%."
Office manager: "That's great, I'll take two of them!"

Customer: "How mach for haircut?"
Barber: "20 Rupees."
Cutomer: "How much for a Shave?"
Barber: "Ten rupees."
Cutomer: "Great-shave my head, please!"

Barber: "How old are you little man?"
Rohit: "Eight."
Barber: Do you want a haircut?"
Rohit: "well, I certainly didnt came in for a shave!"


How advertiser do it?
Advertiser do it publicly.
Advertiser use the "new, improved" method.
Advertiser just do it.
Advertiser do it with in thirty seconds.
Advertiser do it originally.
Advertiser do it with promises to be the best.
Advertiser do it with a lot of noise.

Patient: " Will i survive this risky operation?"
Surgeon: "Yes I'm absolutely sure that you will survive the operation."
Patient: How can you be so sure?"
Surgeon: "9 out of 10 patients die in this operation, and just yesterday my ninth patient died!"

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I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
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Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
.
.
Isi waqt apna mobile toor do
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Ae rab apnay pas meri dua amanat rakhna,
Rehti duniya tuk us ko salamat rakhna.
Meri ankhon k sary deep bujha dena,
Per us ki ankhon k sary khuwab salamat rakhna
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1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
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Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle,
To iska matlab he k
WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he,
Agar thori der se kare to
Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he
Laikin
Agar qabool na kare to
aapka iman Azma raha he.
Is liye hamen har Hal mein “ALLAH”
per BHAROSA karna chahiye.
~~~~~


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Quran parho to dil khil jaye,
Namaz parho to chehra roshan hojaye,
Kitni dilkash hai Rasul-e-Khuda ki Sunnatain,
Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye

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Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS
Araam farma rahay hain:)
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Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!
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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.


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Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
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5 chizon ki 5 jaga hifazat karni hay..
1:Mehfil me ZUBAN ki
2:Bazar me ANKH ki
3:NAMAZ me DIL ki
4:Dastarkhuwan me PAYT ki
5:Nigah mein HAYA ki
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Bazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

bro sahil its an hindi fun post...kindly try ro reduce english poems sms quotes etc becouse for english thier is already onother post is their soo kindly share ur hindi fun over here and ya u can also share english but less.

plz dont mind bro sahil...

let as make viprasys full of joy and happiness.

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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye
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Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai
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75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”
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1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american hoD
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Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai
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Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti,
Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti,
Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna,
Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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a koi patthar dil insan na hota

Kaash k usay chahnay ka Arman na hota,
Main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota,
Yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain,
Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota
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Bojhal dil, bojhal qadam,
Sochtay hain k jain kahan
Jub sub derwazay hon band,
Apni manzil pa’ain kahan
Sang’raizon k dais main,
Kanch ka dil chupain kahan
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6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di t
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi t
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
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Why is SINGH added to every sardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?
Really u dont know?
Bcoz of its hidden meaning:-

S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
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Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
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Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
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Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay **** yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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ardar: Station jaane k kitne logay


Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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...
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..
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Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi t!!
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Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
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Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
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Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
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M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

You"ve seen me laugh, You"ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me, I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you ( Happy Mother"s Day)

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba "SORRY" means S - SOME O - ONE"S R - REALLY,
R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

I"m sorry to be smiling every time you"re near. I"m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you"re here. I"m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I"m sorry I love you, I can"t help it.

I wish you all the best for your long life, You are the reason I am here and what I am
Thank you for what you have done for me., HAPPY FATHERS DAY


One father is more than hundred school masters HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever
HAPPY FATHERS DAY


You mean a lot to me..., and so does your health and happiness
so here's a wisht to say & take good care of yourself (GET WELL SOON)


May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!


If a perfumed rose touches your face, if your mobile dances on a nice tone
Remember, its me trying to say you (HAPPY VALENTINES DAY).


Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles, For smiles can be given to any one
But tears are only shed for people who we love..., HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.


See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!


Close your eyes, Concentrate your mind & Pray to God about the things That you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer... Have a nice sleep...


Whatever is bright & beautiful, whatever means the most to you
whatever brings you happiness, these are the things I pray for you Always.


Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.by sima

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!! by gupta

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi. () by Gupta

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun. by lukshami

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,(
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari. by sunder

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,(
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,(
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! by Suresh

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.by perkash

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. ( Holi sms Shayari
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi! by Perkash

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
Pichkari+ki+dhar%2C+gular+ki+bauchar%2C+apno+ka+py ar%2C+yahi+hai+HOLI+ka+tyohar.+Wishing+you+and+
your+family+a+very+hapy+and+colourful+HOLI.

If wishes came in rainbow colours
If wishes came in rainbow colours, I would send you the brightest ones to say, Happy Holi

Tumhari holi ho number one, a
Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi By

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti? (
He thought it was a movie on HoliBy

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye
LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki( subhkamnain kare sweekar.

aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Successrajendra



Its time to fun with crackers n not get cracked.
Ofcourse its Deepawali.balaji

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness. (
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony (
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

DIWALI DHAMAKA Send Your Girlfriend To Me & Get A Child Free. ......Hurry...... 1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins....RamanGREETING 4 all AirTel Team.




Today's the `Festival of Lights' all o'er;
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth! (
But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?
Denied of laughter, smiles for days;
Today's the triumph of Good over bad;
But what about the wastage in much ways?
True joy is when you see someone else smile!
True charity gives joy in Heav'nly style. King

This Is To Formally announce
that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!Darshan



Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,(
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...pankaj agrawal

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali! pavi


ai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwal shiva

Have a Nice Day
U've
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Open it...
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§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!By Shalu



Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, (
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali * By Mukerji

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan
Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI" (


Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.By Paro
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"By Shalu


"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki bars
"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *By Shalu

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddh
Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.By Ramu



Happy Deepavali
GREETING 4 you.
|-----------|
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|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jiva
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

With gleam of Diyas
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!By Ramu



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LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
wish U HAPPY DIWALI

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1123200 seconds... (are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI..


Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad th
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi

Happy holi to you and your family.
Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again.


May god gift u all the color
May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi


Women is symbol of Shakti, Go
Women is symbol of Shakti, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's dayBy

Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
god bless
hai ram
jai hind!!!


azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK


thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day vishal

independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Then Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistani's all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik. Allah Bless our country. From Saba
"No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect"


Take the future in ur hands
see it resting in ur palms
it's not to late to take a stand
You'll be sorry when it's gone
You'll be sorry

Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
god bless
hai ram
jai hind!!!

azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK

thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day

do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......


Happy B'DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh **** Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real

On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS

Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day


aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

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Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes, That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK ABOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!

Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur ingredients bcoz I miked 100kgs of sugar,80 kgs of chocolate, 50 kgs of honey and I still cant make a sweetheart like u

I may be innocent to know
I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to you. I may not love you u the way it should be, but Im always willing to love u the way i understand it(((LOVE U ALWAYZZZZZZZZ)))

Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi Mohabbat sms
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung Copyright Lovesmsfun.com
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay""sandgirl**frend4ever

Whenever u feel alone,just lo
Whenever u feel alone,just look8d spaces between ur fingrs n think of me, u'll see my fingrs locked with urs forever..

What is love?
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you. by sandgirl**

wen u feel cold and warm at da s
wen u feel cold and warm at da same time wen u read ova da same line for the 10th time wen ur heart and thoughts sum hw appear to rhyme n wen a simple name conquers ur whole mind den ur in love

how to say i love you in sind
how to say i love you in sind...
"AAOON TOON SAAN PIYAR THO KARIYAN"


Got a gift 4 u!
Got a gift 4 u!
No cost!
No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME 2 U!!!Dyson


If luvin u waz a sin,the HELL would
If luvin u waz a sin,the HELL would be my palace,if it waz a crime,prison would be my heaven.just because of luving you. starring
sometimes misometimes misunderstood sunderstood u,
sometimes scolded u, sometimes learnt from u, sometimes praised u, sometimes laughed at u, but i in anycase wanted u as my friend so plz do not betray me and do keep in touch. send this to all ur friends and know who really cares abt u. and dont forget to send this back 2 me. without u my friend, the days of the week are... sadday... mournday... tearsday... wasteday... thirstday... frightday... and... shatterday... thanks 4 being my friend... keep smile

Nothing Is To Want
Nothing Is To Want
Nothing Is To Say
GOD BLESS YOU !Copyright Lovesmsfun.com
It's My Only Pray...


IF YOU HATE ME , SHOOT ME ,BU
IF YOU HATE ME , SHOOT ME ,BUT PLS NOT ON DA HEART COZ THATS WHERE YOU

My love u night and day ,4ever
My love u night and day ,4ever be dis luv,thy Honesty come as it will be done by people in luv,I miss you today as i always do,4give me were i do u wrong as i'll do the same to u.lead me not to suspicions but to be trustworthy.4 there is luv,communucation,trust and happiness in this relationship.let it be so.I LOVE U CONNY
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main maroon ga mna kar is ko bay bay
ye sheeda muj pe thookain soot ta hai


bhool kar zaat tum ko yaad kiya
baat bin baat tum ko yaad kiya

neend naraz ho gai hum se
hum ne jis raat tum ko yaad kiya


khayal-e-yaar hum pe tari hai
raat sari yun hi guzari hai

shumar karo tum muj ko apno main
aisi qismat kahan humari hai

tum chand lamhon ki baat kartay ho
aray ye zindagi tumhari hai

baat kungun kii kya karain jana
teri her cheez hum ko pyari hai

vaad-e-shab kar gaey hain wo SAHIL
aaj ki raat hum pe bhari hai

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bheegi aankhon wali larki
muj ko jab aise dekhti hai tu
man main jal thal kar jati hai
muj ko pagal kar jati hai



JAN SE MAR DE MUJE LAYKIN
CHOR JANE KA MUJ PE ZULM NA KAR



hum faqeeron ki suraton pe na ja
hum kai roop dhar laytay hain

zindagi k udas lamhon ko
muskura kar guzar laytay hain


gham naseebon ki zindagi kya hai
hum ghareebon ki zindagi kya hai

mar gaey jin k chahnay walay
un haseeno ki zindagi kya hai


khizan k dor main lutf-e-bahar layta hoon
gham-e-hayat ko hans kar guzar layta hoon

gulon se rang sitaron se roshni lay kar
jamal-e-yar ka naqsha utar layta hoon


Muskurana Tou Har Larki Ki Ada Hai ...


Wah Wah Wah!!

Gaur Farmaiye,..

Muskurana Tou Har Larki Ki Ada Hai. . .














Usay Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Sab Se BaRa Gadha Hy ... ;->


Dagar ki Zindagi per itna Ehsan ker do,,
Ik Benam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,,
Ik Suba ko Milo Aur Shaam Ker Do,,
Aur Shaam Tak Mere Ghar Ka Sara Kaam Kar do,,


Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Choree choree........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahee tha usko............
jane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,................ ..
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai .............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai.....


Teray Ghar Kay Samnay Sitti Bajana Yaad Hai
daikh Kar abba ko teray doar jana Yaad Hai

Woah Teray Bhai sai pitna aur chilana Mera
Hamko aab taak ashqee ka woah Zamana Yaad Hai

Khainch laina woah meray hathoon sai danda Dafatan
Aur teray khaloo ka woah Thaparh lagana yaad Hai

Aashqee ka jurm main thanay woah laigana mera
Aur Mustandoo sai woah pitna pitana yaad hai

Tugh sai milnay ko mera ghoray pai aana raat ko
aur waktay wisal auska hin hinnana yaad hai

JaaG jana woah mohalay bhar ka ais awaz par
aur mera bhag kai woah jaan chorana yaad hai


Maan jana woah teray walid ka shadi kay liyay
aur mera doar kar Qazi ko lana yaad hai

Algharz Maqbool aus ka aqad main aana meray
aur youn Qismat ka apni phoot jana yaad hai


share Kehne Mein Maza Aata Hai,
Share Sunane Mein Bhi Maza Aata Hai
Jab Asli Sher Saamne Aata Hai To..........
Ache Bhale Bonde Ka Pajama Geela Ho Jaata Hai.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha


TEARQEEB
Bhar K Pani Ki Balti Aksar
Hum Tera Akas Dekh Lete Hen
Gahe Gahe Hala K Mage Se
Phir Tera Raqas Dekh Lete Hen
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Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.






Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World Channel. How does he know that?”

Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI






Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…




wtf

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?




height of innocense

Lady Doctor : Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Raman : Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai… “Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.”

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?

Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.

The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, ‘Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?

‘:Hai koi jawaab???

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”






A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai …jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.


Height Of Modernisation

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…

Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad?”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

His friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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